ANTIWACKNESS

“None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson”

“I have to confess that I now regard “the case for theism” as a fraud and I can no longer take it seriously enough to present it to a class as a respectable philosophical position—no more than I could present intelligent design as a legitimate biological theory. BTW, in saying that I now consider the case for theism to be a fraud, I do not mean to charge that the people making that case are frauds who aim to fool us with claims they know to be empty. No, theistic philosophers and apologists are almost painfully earnest and honest… I just cannot take their arguments seriously any more, and if you cannot take something seriously, you should not try to devote serious academic attention to it.”

“The reality of the other person is not in what he reveals to you, but in what he cannot reveal to you.
Therefore, if you would understand him, listen not to what he says but rather to what he does not say.”

“Hopefully the league can figure out one way where it can go back to the ’80s where you had three or four All-Stars, three or four superstars, three or four Hall of Famers on the same team,” James said. “The league was great. It wasn’t as watered down as it is [now].”

“Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant…”

“When asked what he thinks of Sarah Palin, our president said, “I don’t think of Sarah Palin”. Booyoww!!! Now, that’s the dude I need Barack to be.”

“I’ve been called beautiful once or twice and realized that is all I ever had 2 be, I credited sincerity as my deepest virtue and strived for complete honesty, I found that takes my pure intention and the ability 2 choose, and because I have a way with words, she let me have my way with U.”

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting It in a fruit salad.”

“As if to accentuate her natural beauty she always
wore flowers in her hair, naturally I longed 2 hold her lovingly, I mean who
wouldn’t want inspiration near? Nature
has exposed my impatience yet as a gentleman I wait, and tho I want 2 protect
her virtue, I don’t mean 2 let it escape.”

“To be on time is to be late, brothers.”

“I witnessed her delusion become a solution, her stagnation become a destination, her unintentional become deliberate. My words could no longer hide what was obvious, who could stand in the face of constant scrutiny? I don’t think she’s coming back.”

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A WIFE WAS DYING, HUSBAND WAS BY HER SIDE! SHE SAID IN A TIRED VOICE “THERE’S SOMETHING I MUST CONFESS”

“SHHH” HE SAID, “THERE’S NOTHING TO CONFESS. EVERYTHING’S ALRIGHT!”

“NO I MUST DIE IN PEACE. I HAD SEX WITH YOUR BROTHER, YOUR BEST FRIEND, HIS BEST FRIEND, AND YOUR FATHER!”

“I KNOW” HE WHISPERED! “THAT’S WHY I POISONED YOU, YOU F’ING BIOTCH, NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES”

“I think a nice protest would be to move all religious literature into the fiction section of bookstores/libraries.”

“What can be said about new age values when beautiful
traditions fade? It seems there’s no
more use in opening doors or bringing flowers, when living in the past just gets
in 2morrows way. So here’s 2 the truth,
we lay, we laugh, we sleep 2gether. I’ll
be the happily now an throw caution to the ever after.”